What Did I Miss?

If you’re anything like me (and I hope you’re not!), when you go to a theater to see a movie, it’s almost guaranteed that about halfway through you’re going to think: “Uh-oh, gotta go!”

I guess I should stop chugging huge bottles of water during films. But hey, I've got to stay hydrated! Since I don't want to miss anything, I could just visit theaters with thick carpeting and absorbent seats. (Or quickly eat all my popcorn and then hope the container is water-proof!)

Or I could try a website like RunPee.com. These sites will tell you the best time in a movie to run take a pee. They’ll also fill you in on you what you missed while you were micturating!

But it looks like RunPee.com is having some problems right now. It just told me that the best time to leave Fast & Furious is right after Wolverine kills Mark Wahlberg!