“But I don’t WANT my toilet paper to be phosphorescent!”

There are some things that look normal, but when seen in another light, are SPECIAL. Take Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper, for example. You’d never know how awesome it is until the lights go out…because that’s when the roll gives off an eerie glow!

This makes the t.p. handy for campers who have to leave the campsite to do their duty. It’s also good for people at home who don’t want to turn on the light and wake others up.

Even better, it’s terrific for people caught in power outages who get a little lost:

“I can’t find my butt! I can’t find my butt! Oh, THERE it is!”