Nothing Gets You Cleaner Than...Blood?

Bathing with fake blood? At first I thought this was dumb. Two seconds later, I changed my mind! From the seller:

Now you can bathe yourself in true horror movie style, and recreate your favorite scenes from Dracula, Psycho, and Twilight with our ultra-realistic bag of blood shower gel.
 Forget about Cocoa Butter and Honey Jojoba…what better way to freshen up before nipping out for a bite to eat down your local morgue, than a hot shower and a good scrub down with our cherry scented Blood Bath Shower Gel.