Bowel-Howling at the Moon

There's a company called CharcoCaps that sells a product to reduce farting. Or does it cut back on cutting the cheese? Actually, CharcoCaps did a survey to see which term for flatulence people like to use. The results:

58% preferred "farts"

41% preferred "cutting the cheese"

 1% preferred "bowel howl"

Also on the survey: Where's the worst place to cut the cheese? The surveys says:

43% During a job interview.

24% In class or during a business meeting.

18% In a crowded elevator.

13% In a church/temple/synagogue/mosque. 

Here's a quiz that's up on the CharcoCaps website. I just have one question about it: What's "etiquette"?