Another Ultra-Gross Reader Saves the Day!

You’re enjoying the last days of summer at a country fair, when suddenly your eyes start burning. As you rub your flaming orbs, you see everyone else around you doing the same. Luckily, you read Ultra-Gross, and you know what’s going on. Is it poison gas? No!

Wait, yes it is. Sort of.

“It’s cow pee!” you scream. “Run for your lives!”

You base this sensible suggestion on the news story from the other day from Australia. Visitors at the Royal Adelaide agricultural show suddenly started clutching their eyes.

The culprit: Stale cow urine.

It was raining, and somehow this activated the ammonia in some pools of cow pee. Wind caught the gas and blew it on people's eyeballs. And despite all the screaming, everyone was okay. And it’s all thanks to you and your calmness in the face of danger!