Eradicate Khaki-Diaper-Butt Today!

Facebook runs little ads in the margins that are personally tailored for each user. So WHY did I get this ad (right) encouraging me to get rid of my khaki-diaper butt? I mean:

1.) I don't wear diapers.

2.) My khakis are loose enough that even if I WAS wearing diapers, nobody would see.

3.) But I don't wear diapers. Seriously! And anyone who says different is a LIAR!