High I.Q. Graffiti!

Every day, I sit in a toilet stall and look at lousy graffiti. It's just the usual bad words and stupid jokes (e.g., "Here I sit, broken hearted, tried to poop, but only...")

And the worse part is, since I'm at home, the graffiti is all mine!

That's why I like going to places where smart people leave graffiti on the bathroom walls.

Like when I was invited to a local elementary school for an author presentation (right)!

Top photo by David Pescovitz.