Sure, this baby carrier keeps Junior warm...

...but it makes my blood run cold! Two possibilities run through my mind when I see this baby carrier:

1.) An alien disguised as a baby is bursting out of that woman...and she hasn't noticed yet!
2.) This woman was born with an abnormality. She is not ashamed of it.

Known as the Peekaru Fleece Baby Carrier, this product was such a hit, it is no longer available. (And for that, I thank my lucky stars!)