Today I Drop a Bombshell!

As you probably know, lots of people poop. *checks notes* Strike that, ALL people poop! And when they're done, almost all of these poopers wipe from FRONT to BACK.

Now here's my bombshell: I wipe from BACK to FRONT!

Why? Am I some kind of cool wiping rebel? Nah. I'm just ass backwards!

Photo from Reuters.