Divers Do NOT Poop Their Pants

Look, if you take a picture of a world-class diver, they make some pretty funny faces. But although it may LOOK like they're constipated, they're really not.

Take Australian diver Matthew Mitcham, for instance:

But while divers don't poop their swimpants, they do sort of look like they're engaged in another activity...I mean, is it just me, or do these guys look like they're giving birth?

"One baby, coming up! Or down. Whatever."

From a diving photo gallery at the Guardian.