The Hair Salon of Stinkiness

Photo by Richard Perry

Customer: Are we wearing respirator-gasmasks because you have gas?
Hair Stylist: No! I am not stinky. But the chemicals I'm putting in your hair reek.
Customer: So THAT'S what smells so bad. Well, as long as I look good!
Hair Stylist: Also, these chemicals can kill you. So do not touch your hair when I'm done!
Customer: Well, as long as I look good.
Hair Stylist: Also, if you pass gas, you can blame your hair.
Customer: Yes! I knew there had to be a good reason I was doing this.

Story and photo from the New York Times.