Santa Claus is coming to town! Then he's going to poop.

Here's a toy Santa Claus. He poops candy. Why would you want this? I just TOLD you: He’s a little Santa who poops candy! Here’s how the company that sells him describes it:

With this hilarious Pooping Santa Candy Dispenser, you can help him deliver a load of holiday cheer - just push on his back to release the red and green surprise! 

What would it be like to poop candy? Well, you could eat your poop without being criticized. Also, other people would suddenly be VERY interested in your poop.

—"Tell me when you're going to bust some of those delicious grumpies!"

—"No way, he got to eat your poop last time. It's MY turn!"

—"Hey, where are you going? Don't pretend you're just going to blow your nose. You're going to poop, aren't you?"

Hmm, now that I think about it, this wouldn't be so great. If you pooped candy, all you'd want is some privacy!