I've heard of sharp tongues, but this is just silly.

How do you floss those?

The dragonfish has a LOT of fangs. Most of these scary teeth are in its jaws, where they belong. But others are practically coming out of the dragonfish's face!

And I can see at least four teeth coming out of the beast's TONGUE. Good grief! However, I've been reassured that although the dragonfish is terrifying, it is “only about the size of a banana.”

A scary, scary banana.

AP Photo/Dr. Julian Finn 

(Census for Marine Life)