"I CAN HAZ POOP IN A BRIEFCASE"

The My Carry Potty is a little briefcase for poop. After using it, kids can carry it with them and then impress elders.

“I can poop on a potty!”

“Good for you!”

“Here’s the proof!” *opens case*

“Oh dear Lord!”

"You want me to WHAT?"

I find My Carry Potty silly for a number of reasons. First, its makers dressed this poor girl in the most impractical outfit for peeing and pooping ever. I don't know about you, but the LESS gauzy lace I'm wearing in the bathroom, the better!

And second, look at its product description:

—“My Carry Potty was invented and designed by a mum for mums...”

Weird. It looks a little small for adults!

—“[My Carry Potty is] completely leak and odour-proof...”

So after Junior poops in the potty, you can forget about it for days!

—“Many parents tend to put [potty training] off because it can be inconvenient, especially when you're always on the move.”

Totally! My parents were so busy, they didn’t even teach me how to talk until I was 16.