The Parsnip Monster Escapes!

"I am coming ... for YOU!"

Of all the vegetables, none is more frightening than the parsnip. This one snuck into the house, and hid in the back reaches of the refrigerator until it was slimy and inedible.

I gloves on and stuck the tentacled vegie in our compost container. But the hideous creature popped the lid off and escaped! Now everyone in the house is worried about where it might turn up next.

So if you see a parsnip scuttling across your backyard, don't be alarmed. Just calmly move out and NEVER, ever return.