Finally: Cow Farts in a Can!

"Sniff the magic!"

Canned food is handy in an emergency. But canned AIR might cause an emergency, especially if it’s the canned farts that this German company is selling.

Called “Country air to go” (or Stall Duft), the idea is that country people like the smell of cow gas. So when these people moved to the city, they get homesick for cow smells. Ta-dah— Just open a can of cow farts and breathe in the magic! 

“Simply put your nose to the tin and peel back the lid for the authentic smell of the country.”

And it’s not just cow smells that people miss. A Stall Duft spokesperson said, “We are planning other smells such as horse, straw, pigs and manure.”

Canned manure smell? Yes! *fist pump*

Metro story here.