Roast Beef Bubble Gum?

This product is for all the people who've wondered: "I like the flavor of roast beef, but don't need its calories. And I like to blow bubbles! If only there was roast beef bubble gum..."

But even though this gum is a genius idea, it does pose three problems:

1.) I don't need my bubble gum to be "slow roasted!"

2.) That roast beef picture is ghastly. 

3.) When I have something in my mouth that's chewy and tastes like meat, I call it gristle... even if I can blow bubbles with it!

Hey, now THERE'S an idea: Gristle Bubble Gum!