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June 21, 2011

Haggis is NOT a delicacy!

Don't do it!!
A Scottish teenager named John Davis set a world's record for eating a pound of haggis in two minutes.

Here are two things wrong with this story.

1.) This article refers to haggis as a "delicacy." That is incorrect. Haggis is an atrocity. (In case you don't know, haggis is a sheep's stomach stuffed with chunks of the sheep's heart, liver, lungs and fat. Oh, and some oatmeal.)

2.) The eating contest took place at the International Haggis Championship. The fact that this event exists is an outrage against humanity!

For a video of the contestants eating the haggis, go here. Top photo from STV-Edinburgh.

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