Wow, your Butt-Face is really absorbent!"

"Teehee! It's SO outrageous!"

Wow. There is a product at Amazon called the "Butt-Face" towel. 

And as you can see from the simpering expressions of these two models, it is the most HILARIOUS thing ever!

BTW, according to Amazon reviewers, these models are midgets, as the Butt-Face towel is apparently tiny. (Maybe the idea is that Butt-Faces are small?)