Grime doesn't pay!

My parents live in Longview, Washington. It’s not my favorite place, although it does have some interestingly gross news stories. Hey, here’s one now!

By peasap.

A man doused himself with a bucket of liquid human waste and hid in a portable toilet after plowing his Jeep into a carport at a Longview riverfront condominium, police said . . .

After fleeing the scene, Gordon Flavia  splashed himself with the contents of a bucket outside a portable toilet “because he thought the dogs were coming, and he was trying to throw off the scent,” a police officer said.

So this man decided to cover himself in poop to confound the police dogs. There's just ONE problem: There were no police dogs!

When the police found Flavia, an officer said, "We didn't know what it was . . . but it smelled bad."

(Thanks to Rabid Leroy for the post title!)