Wise Restroom Advice

Frample Tromwibbler gives the following advice for people about to poop in a public restroom:

Grab some toilet paper and wipe the seat. The benefits of this are three-fold:  

1. You have already established that there IS toilet paper.  

2. You may have wiped disease-ridden pee off the seat, saving expensive medical costs later.  

3. Your stool now has a soft landing, helping to eliminate the dreaded “splashback”!

Thanks, Frample!