"Big wheels keep on turning/Brown poop keeps on burning…”

This is the coolest story I’ve seen in a while: A Japanese toilet maker named Toto has released a hybrid toilet-motorcycle that runs on poop!

Yes, that is a toilet seat ON the motorcycle. You can poop right into the motorcycle while you’re driving it, and your poop will be converted to fuel to keep you rolling. Okay, that’d be pretty weird, so you could also just poop on the motorcycle while parked in the privacy of your garage.

Just put a roll of toilet paper on your handlebars!

Story from here (via), photos from here.