Penguins Poop on Zoo-Goers!

This is a tragic tale. People lining up to see giant pandas at the Edinburgh Zoo are getting pooped on by nearby penguins. The horror! Here is one person's experience:

We were queuing to see the pandas when a man in front shouted out in surprise that his jacket had been hit by a big dollop of penguin poo. 

"It just missed me and my family and it was really oily and stank of fish. It was disgusting. It looked like it would be really hard to clean off."