"Poopy cake, poopy cake, baker's man..."

"Make me a cake from cow dung as fast as you can."

Okay, so it's actually a woman in Allahabad, India. And the cakes she's making out of cow poop. But since her dung cakes will be used for cooking fires, so maybe someone WILL bake a cake with them, just like in the nursery rhyme! (Via.)