"Call me Bum Wiper..."

Someone typed out Herman Melville's classic novel Moby Dick on rolls of toilet paper:

There are four full rolls, one roll (epilogue) is about 1/5 of a roll, and one half-roll. All of the rolls of TP came out of a brand new — clean —package of 2-ply cottonelle.

Wow. You can buy them all for $1,000 on eBay! (Via Melville House Books.)