Fresh Underwear, Stale Spelling

If you’re like me, you wear your underwear for a day, then put it in the laundry. But we don’t have to be slaves to this horrible routine anymore! There’s a service available called manpacks. Specifically, it’s a subscription underwear service that MAILS you fresh underwear. You don’t wash your old pairs, you just recycle them. Or use them for rags!

You’d THINK that the people at manpacks are just joking around. After all, the company motto is:

We created manpacks to give men (and the people who love them) more time to build empires, climb mountains, slay dragons... to achieve the goals they aspire to.

But actually, they seem sort of serious! Behold the manpacks philosophy:

Now take a closer look at number 8:

That would be "achievable." Either someone’s underwear is too tight, or the manpacks' spell checker isn’t working!
Addition! Over at Twitter, manpacks responds:

Sheesh, manpacks...if you can't spell your own company's mission statement right, why should anyone trust you with their underwear?