All I Want for Halloween Is Something Disgusting!

With Halloween coming up, kids across the US have visions of candy bars dancing through their heads.

So if you're manning the door on October 31st, consider stocking up on these revolting treats. You'll either be the coolest person on your block, or kids will run screaming from your house. It's a win-win situation!

First up is the Hose Nose. It’s a fake nose filled with green goo that’s designed to be strapped on the user’s face. From there, you’re supposed to squeeze the nose, which shoots the fake phlegm out of the nostril/nozzle. Of course, if you miss your tongue, you'll end up with sticky green stuff on your shirt!

Next is the Sour Flush Candy Plunger. You fill the little plastic toilet with sour pixie dust, then you take the lollipop “plunger” and dip it in the toilet…and lick it off! 

One question: Since when does a toilet taste like sour grapes?

Finally, there is Only Puke! It’s not really candy…it sort of looks like some wack puke-flavored crackers. But you’ve got to love that name!

Hose Candy used to be available here, 

the Sour Flush Candy Plunger 
is available here,

and Only Puke is a mysterious product 

available only to those who are about to puke. 

Thanks to Ziggy Nixon for the hot tip!