Man Shoots Kid in Butt Because of Underwear!

Underwear is powerful! It can make people do crazy things. For instance, two kids in Memphis thought the world wanted to SEE their underwear. So the two teens were sagging as they went to buy some candy.

But a man named Kenneth Bonds didn’t WANT to see their underwear. So he told the teens to pull their pants up. They didn’t. So Bonds shot one of them in the butt! (The kid was okay.)

So NOW do you believe me that underwear is powerful? (The full story is here.)

Horse’s butt boxers from HaHa Pants.