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cannibalism
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May 11, 2012
"Care for some bloody marmalade on your toast?"
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I was just reading this Smithsonian article about a book titled Mummies, Cannibals and Vampires: The History of Corpse Medicine from the ...
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April 15, 2012
Uncool!
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Via .
February 28, 2012
Could I have a sample scoop of "Children"?
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On second thought, never mind.
January 9, 2012
"Honey, I think the children are done boiling."
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Via . "Okay, finish chopping the carrots while I bring the kids down to a simmer. Then I'll pop out and get us some crackers...
September 20, 2011
I hate to point fingers, but YOU’RE A CANNIBAL!
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I think we can agree that eating human flesh is pretty uncool. After all, you’d probably have to slaughter and cook a human to do it! But n...
July 27, 2011
Human Jell-O!
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From here . Jell-O (and other gelatins) are used in things like desserts, marshmallows, and jellies. These gelatins are usually made fr...
July 19, 2011
"Honey, what are you cooking in the microwave?"
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"Noooooo!"
June 17, 2011
William Shakespeare: The Bard of Barf!
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Sometime around 1590, William Shakespeare sat down and wrote a bloodbath of a play called Titus Andronicus . Here at Ultra-Gross , we don’t...
June 14, 2011
"It's like a toy you can eat!
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I think ALL foods are more delicious when they look like human beings. Plus, it adds a little taste of cannibalistic adventure. So thanks, H...
May 9, 2011
That's mean!
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If you're ever in Alabama, keep an eye out for the cannibal in the BMW . This horrible, horrible license plate raises a few questions:...
May 7, 2011
Babies as Food: The Ultimate Collection!
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Some people think it's cute and/or appetizing to dress babies up as food . These people are clearly insane. And today, we honor them. ...
April 26, 2011
There's something disturbing about this statue...
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...but I can't seem to put my finger on it. Wait, I've got it! That ogre is eating little kids! Wow. That seems sort of anti-...
April 15, 2011
Baby Cakes! (Warning: Below are images of a baby-cake!)
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What kind of a gift should you give a woman for her baby shower ? Wait, here's a better question: What kind of a gift should you AVOID...
April 13, 2011
Hungry? Think of the kids first!
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In Virginia, the license plot motto is " Kids First "... but with this vanity plate, it reads, " Eat the Kids First "! ...
April 1, 2011
Don't eat the Dutch babies!
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My wife went out to breakfast with a friend this morning. When she got home, I asked her, " What did you eat? " " I had a ...
February 21, 2011
"Paging Donner, dinner party of 32..."
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Yes. Eating humans IS wrong. The meat is stringy and tough! Also, my brother-in-law says that if you ate a person, “ you would di...
February 11, 2011
Gross Valentine's Day Cards!
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Over at QuinkyArt , artist Elliott Quince has some zombie Valentine's Day cards that will make your loved one's heart go pitter-pat....
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February 6, 2011
"Don't eat the baby!"
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"For the love of all that's holy, let me OUT of this thing!"
December 30, 2010
Question of the Day
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A person from New Guinea recently wrote a columnist with this question: My family are cannibals. When can my toddler add human flesh to his...
November 1, 2010
Edible Mummies and Headless Gladiators
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"You want a piece of me?" Yummy! A scientist named Richard Sugg says people ate mummies for a long time. More exactly, these...
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