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June 26, 2015
A Most Poetic, Funny, and Embarrassing Description of . . . Passing Gas
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A gentleman known only as Grrrmachine recently shared this childhood story. He was playing defense in a soccer match at school when the ball...
April 30, 2014
Peeing in Paris in the 1800s
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No, that's not the title of a new musical film. It describes these outdoor stalls that French men could pee in back in 1875! It wou...
November 13, 2012
Riding Public Transportation Is Fun!
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Know what the young woman is thinking? " I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place... " Photo by Giuliano Landi...
May 22, 2012
Need to stay warm in the woods?
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Sometimes a news story comes along that is just perfect as is. This is one such story . Urine is of little relief to hi...
You know, I don't think that's what he died of.
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November 28, 2011
NFL players pee on the sidelines during games?
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I did not know that! Nick Novak, the kicker for the San Diego Chargers, claims he does it two-to-three times a game. And Novak says tha...
August 25, 2011
“I got off the field and did a couple of things, and then I got back on the field.”
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From NJ.com There’s something about the thrill of athletic competition that makes athletes want to poop . Or pee! And I’ve already talke...
August 24, 2011
Visiting public restrooms is not fun.
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The first problem you have when entering a public restroom is you never know when you'll find some nincompoop planking in the stall . (T...
August 18, 2011
"Grody to the max"!
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Way back in 1982, a girl named Moon Zappa (and her dad, Frank!) had a hit song called " Valley Girl ." It had lots of slang that ...
February 4, 2011
Ever wonder what bird poop tastes like? Me either!
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I just heard a story from someone code-named biscuitbiscuit . It involves bird poop . And it made me laugh: Got back to my car after a lon...
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December 2, 2010
Athletes Poop Their Pants: Soccer Edition!
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As you know, athletes sometimes poop their pants . This problem is especially tricky if you’re a soccer player wearing shorts in front of a ...
October 21, 2010
Take the Plunge!
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Nearly a million cell phones get dropped into toilets every year. And this man's phone was one of them! What makes our gentleman unus...
July 9, 2010
Use a One-Way Mirror Toilet…I Dare You!
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How weird would it be to do your business in a public bathroom like this? This usable toilet surrounded by a one-way mirror was made by a wo...
May 10, 2010
The Bathroom Door is Not Sound-Proof!
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As we know, nobody likes to be heard peeing or pooping . Just ask anyone who uses the Pee Without Noise Stool . (Or Marilyn Monroe !) The J...
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