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Via . Why are there pictures of babies on packages of toilet paper? Babies are the only people who don't use toilet paper.

1. No teeth! (Teeth are great for restraining drool.) 2. Since babies can't chew, their saliva has to break down foo...

Because today's babies can never have enough screen-time! You may begin screaming now.

Beware the Stormpoopers.

From here . The okapi! As you can see, the okapi sort of looks like a cross between an antelope and a zebra. In fact, they're rela...

This diaper commercial features babies pooping in front of a cheering crowd. At the end, they soak up the applause while their diapers someh...

"Oh, good grief."

When asked to comment about an ugly infant, Lewis Carroll recommended saying: “That IS a baby!” Photo by Chalky Lives .

While wrapping babies in plastic may SEEM like a bad idea, trust me: It keeps them fresh for later! Mitch O'Connell unwrapped a few...

Yes, Baby Head Cemetery is a real place. That is all you need to know.

"This seems to be a gigantic blue caterpillar . . . ICK!"

Kim Deal and Kelley Deal are identical twin sisters. (They're also musicians and generally smart people who are both in the brilliant...

Despite the smiles, these TSA agents take their job seriously. And they're also very brave! I mean, there's no way that I'm go...

If you're ever in Alabama, keep an eye out for the cannibal in the BMW . This horrible, horrible license plate raises a few questions:...

Some people think it's cute and/or appetizing to dress babies up as food . These people are clearly insane. And today, we honor them. ...

Here in Portland, the Trail Blazers are in a playoff series with the Dallas Mavericks . And a fan made a sign with this memorable line: ...