Because I don't. ( Via .)

Via . I poop jewels

This is a farting coin bank. You're welcome!

"This seems to be a gigantic blue caterpillar . . . ICK!"

Back in the 1970s, Stretch Armstrong was an action figure that could be contorted into various shapes. Stretching Stretch was fun enough, b...

It's poopy-time! Specifically, it's Poopy-Time Fun Shapes time . . . which doesn't really make sense. But I don't care, be...

Wait a minute. Mounting a dead animal's head is definitely gross. But when that happens, the dead animal's head is stuffed first. ...

You do? Then you should get a giant, stuffed shark! And this " ChumBuddy " can double as a sleeping bag! Wait— that's HORRIBL...

This is a German ad for a toy dog ( Kackel Dackel ) that eats biscuits and then poops . It's so cool, I'm speechless. Wunderbar! T...

Here's a toy Santa Claus. He poops candy. Why would you want this? I just TOLD you: He’s a little Santa who poops candy ! Here’s how the...

As an animal lover, I don’t like the IDEA of  stuffed roadkill animals . But I have to admit that Adam Arber, the designer of toys like Gr...

—and it's telling me that something is wrong! This junior Spiderman ("Spiderboy"?) sitting on a toilet and reading a book s...

I'm going to be in Chicago for a few days. Until my return, let me share with you these cool pictures taken by Mark Frauenfelder of Boin...

Need a few gift ideas for your holiday list? Ultra-Gross! has you covered! First up is a hand-crafted statue of a gnome picking his nose. A...

It's impossible to dislike Hello Kitty's guts... after all, every one of her internal organs has a little bow on it. I've never ...