What does the future hold for our species? Will we be more mature about “disgusting” things someday? Maybe!Will we be less disgusting ourselves? Probably not! In fact, any futuristic humans who end up living in outer space will be bald, fat, and ugly. Rats!
But don’t take my word for it. Astrobiologist Dr. Lewis Dartnell said so! That’s because the bones and muscles of any people who live in zero-gravity (or low gravity) won’t develop properly. That will leave our species stunted and weak!
Plus, how can anyone burn calories without gravity? We’ll be chubsters!In this news report, the doctor continues: “Without gravity, fluid [will] pool in the skull, which would cause the head to look permanently swollen out of proportion… Also, with no need for hair to insulate the head or eyelashes to flick dust from their eyes, future humans may become completely hairless.”
Well, just as long as we don't look like these people, I guess I can live with that!
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