June 3, 2009

Undead Poets Society: Zombie Haiku

A website called BoingBoing held a poetry contest for the best haiku with a zombie theme. Here are some of the entries!
Within the coffin
the cry came from a dead man
reanimated

Groaning getting loud
Barricades won't hold for long
Nice knowing you all

Brains are like candy,
sweet grey matter slips through lips,
My arm just fell off.

crunching through his brain
I realized I no longer cared
whether he loved me.
And the winner!
You lopped off my arms!
Thanks, now I can squeeze through your
Windows at night. Yum!

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