You Have Urinated on My Jacket

This is pretty cool. The president of Zambia, Rupiah Banda, was giving a news conference yesterday. Then a monkey above the president heard the call of nature. So the monkey peed on him!

After this unexpected gift, the president says, “You have urinated on my jacket.” Then he adds, “Perhaps these are blessings” (referring to the monkey pee drops) and everyone laughed.

Later, the president said, “I will give this monkey for lunch” to his main political rival, a man named Michael Sata. Ah, but maybe Mr. Sata HIRED the monkey to pull that little stunt!