For When a LIVING Gnome Isn’t Good Enough

I’m not quite sure WHAT to make of this. If you go to Amazon.uk and do a search for “dead gnomes” in the Home and Garden section, you will find… dead gnomes.

These are garden statues of happy gnomes who are suffering grisly fates. Why would you want a gnome suffering a grisly fate? Well, the product information reads:

—A very humorous garden ornament.
—A novelty twist on the traditional garden Gnome.
—I can't stand this patio anymore!

So that clears it up!