Vomit Flashlight? Cool!

Want to make your very own flashlight? Me either.

But what if THIS flashlight could make people puke? Now you're interested!

The flashlight in question is based on a military design called the "sea-sick" flashlight (aka, the Dazzler). It gives off a strobe that confuses the brain's operation and can result in a massive gut-dump.

So if you took it camping and a bear attacked you, you could just use your flashlight on the enraged beast, and it would do a gut-dump on your pup tent! How-to video below (from here).

Hurray! The World's First Synthetic Blood Beverage Is Here!

From its website:

Blood Energy Potion [is] the world's first synthetic blood beverage. The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!

Wait, so it looks like blood and has the same nutrition as blood, but it doesn’t even TASTE like blood? What a rip-off! I’ll stick with the real thing, thanks.

Clean the Grinder, Please

At my local supermarket is a meat counter. At the meat counter is where you buy sausage. And the way they make sausage is by feeding meat into a grinder.

And that's where I took this picture. (It's also a good reminder for me at home!)