What's a "Transpoosion"?

By misocrazy.

A transpoosion is a poop transfusion. In other words, a doctor replaces YOUR poop with someone else’s. And then you bust someone else’s grumpy!

How does this foreign poop get inside of you? One of two ways:

1.) Through a tube inserted in your nose.

2.) With an enema.

Arg!

But why would a person NEED a poop transfusion? I don’t have the heart to explain, so you’ll have to check David Moye’s AOL article on it. And while you’re at it, look at this Reuters piece also! (Me, I’m going to try and forget that I could theoretically take a dump that was taken from another person’s poop chute!)