I've never been so glad that I'm bald.

You've heard the old saying:

"The family that braids its hair together, stays together. 

(Because otherwise, it would hurt real bad!)"

You may remember the Kelly Family for their epic video, "I Ain't Gonna Pee My Bed Tonight." And it turns out that the family is STILL recording music.

But the above album cover from yesteryear does raise the question:

WHY?

Cover link via Laughing Squid.