Ultra-Gross: "Mom! My lunch-meat is smirking at me!"

June 19, 2011

"Mom! My lunch-meat is smirking at me!"

How does one make luncheon meat smile?

One word: FAT!

Or how about three words:

Carefully arranged pork fat!

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yogababyOctober 3, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Those are four words
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Bart KingOctober 3, 2012 at 3:03 PM
That is so funny. Clearly, I'm an idiot!

Or to put it another way, luncheon meat is more intelligent than I.
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No bad words, thanks!

The Big Book of Gross Stuff: REVIEWS!

—“The irreverent writing style is frequently laugh-out-loud funny...There are certainly middle school kids (let's face it, boys) who will eat it up.”
School Library Journal

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PBS, It's My Life

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The Florida Times-Union

—“Eew! Ick! Cool! King [takes] on messy topics that adolescent boys adore and explains the facts behind them in a clear and entertaining way.”

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Ron Charles, book reviewer for the Washington Post

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—“[My son] has barely put the book down, and has read to me the same sections at least two or three times with a laugh that brings a smile to all parents' faces. [This book] has brought a lot of laughter into our house over the weekend and it has a little boy reading it over and over.” Parent testimonial, Raincoast Books

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“Stuffed with the trivia, facts, and history of everything nasty... It’s written to target kids 8-14, but at 25 I still found this incredibly entertaining ... So go on, don't be squeamish ... check Gross Stuff out!” The Fashionista Piranha

—“Any kid who reads the book will come out the other end a lot smarter and will have a great time doing it.” Dr. Michael Milone, author of Nasha: The First Dog

—“[Our son] has read it from cover to cover, but he still carries it around, giggling while he flips through it over and over again. So thank you… You've thoroughly entertained the boy and grossed us out at the same time.” The “Left to Their Own Devices” blog

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June 19, 2011

"Mom! My lunch-meat is smirking at me!"

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