I visited a friend named S. in the hospital yesterday who
was going to get his bone marrow sampled. To do this, the doctors bore into the
hip bone in S.’s butt. (It’s not as bad as it sounds.) Since the doctors had
trouble boring through that bone, S. said:
“I guess that proves that I’m a hard-ass.”
Good one!
BTW, other words for a pain in the butt include rectalgia,
proctalgia, and proctodynia. Want to say someone has a hairy butt? Go with
dasypygal. Or an ugly butt? That’d be cacopygian.
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No bad words, thanks!