We here at the Shy Bladder Institute welcome you!

Do you suffer from a shy bladder? Then welcome! We know, it's not easy suffering from this condition. When you to school or work, it would be nice if your bladder could socialize with the other bladders.

But rest assured that you're not alone! Seven people out of a hundred have bladders that avoid eye contact, blush easily, and speak in an inaudible whisper—

Wait, that's not the kind of shy bladder they mean? Never mind.