Why "Take Your Child to Work Day" is TORTURE

Most kids like getting out of school for Take Your Child to Work Day. But these innocent children are being exposed to dangerous toxins that could damage their noses FOREVER! Just look:

Yep, according to this important poll from The Black Sheep, the vast majority of adults pass gas at the workplace. (And the ones who say they don't are lying!)

What's worse is that visiting children have nowhere to hide:

Almost half of adults don't even bother farting somewhere else? WHAT MONSTERS!!!!