Fun for the whole family!

You probably share a home with other people. These people probably poop in the bathroom.

The next time one of these foolish souls does so, go stand outside the door. Once you establish he/she is busting a grumpy, start asking questions in a loud, worried voice:

“Everything okay in there?”

“What was that sound?”

“Oh my, that doesn’t sound healthy! Wait, did you hear THAT?”

“How’s the toilet paper supply?”

“Wait! What’s the odor? Are you smelling what I’m smelling?”

“Do you want me to call the doctor?”

And so forth.

Possible results include laughter (yours), rage (theirs), and the prevention of a normal bowel movement. Yes! 

Top photo by Wonderlane, thanks to frox.