"Who wants to put their head in a jar?" "I do! I do!"

Hey, do you have a computer? A printer? A jar?
Then you can do this! 

Yes, it's an awesome "head in a jar"! 

Find out how to make it on mikeasaurus's Instructables page.

Disgusting Things in Jars Are Yummy

This is one of the finest DIYs ever! If you head over to EvilMadScientist, there's instructions on making grotesque and disgusting specimen jars that you can open up and eat! (This freaks people out, natch.)

For example, see the jar in the bottom right corner above that says "Unknown parasite no. 4"? It starts with bamboo shoots!

Then you get a jar . . .

 . . . and now go read the post!

Toilet Seat Emergencies

A UK man got stuck a toilet seat stuck around his body and had to go to a fire station to get it taken off. (He did it as a prank.) But the best part of this story was the quote from a fireman named Michael Burden said:

“He looked rather flushed when he arrived but [was] relieved when we managed to get the toilet seat off him.”

Good one!

Vegetable Zombies!

Our doorbell rang late last night. But when I opened the door, all I found were these vegetable zombies!

At first I was scared, but then I started admiring the handiwork. Man, look at the guts coming out of the little zombie on the left! And the face on the big zombie is awesome.

Too bad zombies can't spell. :)

Fun for the whole family!

You probably share a home with other people. These people probably poop in the bathroom.

The next time one of these foolish souls does so, go stand outside the door. Once you establish he/she is busting a grumpy, start asking questions in a loud, worried voice:

“Everything okay in there?”

“What was that sound?”

“Oh my, that doesn’t sound healthy! Wait, did you hear THAT?”

“How’s the toilet paper supply?”

“Wait! What’s the odor? Are you smelling what I’m smelling?”

“Do you want me to call the doctor?”

And so forth.

Possible results include laughter (yours), rage (theirs), and the prevention of a normal bowel movement. Yes! 

Top photo by Wonderlane, thanks to frox.

But I don't WANT my bottom roasted!

By .Bala

Some years ago in London, there was a man named Pierce Bottom. As you can guess, people constantly made jokes about his name.

Tired of this, Mr. Bottom spend days looking in phonebooks for other people who also had “bottom” in their names. He found lots — Bottom, Bottomley, Winterbottom, Throttlebottom, Greenbottom, Sidebottom, etc.

As a practical joke, Pierce Bottom arranged for a dinner to be served in a building's basement. He then sent invitations to all the “Bottoms” he'd found for a free meal in their honor.

Most of the Bottoms showed up, but Pierce Bottom did not. And the guests were surprised to find that each of them had to pay his own check.

And can you guess what the entrée was?

Rump roast!

As written by H. Allen Smith;

 via Futility Closet.

The Pee Prank That Stank

There’s a new book out called The Practical Joker's Handbook: The Sequel. It’s horrible! And it has a slightly disgusting prank that you should try.

But only if you’re a guy. (Sorry!) And you have a squirt gun.

Take the squirt gun with you the next time you use a public restroom. Then, while standing at the urinal, use the gun to squirt the floor near your foot. And if anyone notices, just say, “Sorry! I have bad aim!”

Actually, you know what? Don’t do any of that!

An Easy-to-Set-Up Bathroom Prank

I love this kind of thing. The Porta-Potty users emerge from the privacy of the bathroom to find that they're interrupting a group of people having a meeting!

The Worst April Fool’s Prank of All Time

A four-year old kid goes into the bathroom with his brother. As his brother pees, the four-year old switches on a blow dryer. Then he turns and aims the hot air at his sibling’s stream of pee— and a rainstorm of urine is blown all over the place!

Not good.
Looking for more April Fool's pranks? Well... *blushes*... I DID write a book on this very topic! (Here's a few samples from the website of Boston radio station WODS.)