NewsFlash: Tennis pro strains his right butt cheek while sleeping!

From here.

If you're not already sitting down, you may want to. Because tennis player Andy Murray has suffered a tragic butt cheek accident. And it happened while he was asleep, which led to this headline:

Andy Murray Strained His Butt While Sleeping

This could also lead one to say immature things like "he has a pain in his butt", but I'll resist the temptation.

And if you're keeping score, Andy Murray also hurt his hand last year while playing his PlayStation.