Did you know...?

Jo Nesbø is a super-famous European crime author. But did you known he is only slightly less well-known for his Doctor Proctor Fart Powder books?

Words of wisdom from the great, late writer Gabriel García Márquez

“The day when poop becomes worth something, the poor will be born without butts.”

Via.

Do you know what makes a contest great? UNDERPANTS.

Powell's Bookstore is holding a contest. The lucky winner gets a pair of underpants from Christopher Moore. Wow!

Oh wait— the underpants have never been worn? Hmm. I'm not sure if that adds value or not.