Hey, guess what this bus runs on?

That's right—poop! 

Read the whole story of this British bio-bus here.

Why is that car going so fast?

Never mind. (Via.)

Don't rear end him.

This photo was posted over at BoingBoing. A couple of commenters got off good ones. One is this post's title. The other?

"An SUV just pulled right out in front of me!"  

"Did you hit him?"   

"Hit him? I rectum!"

Life's Deep Questions: WHO 5HAT?

MetroRod Drain Services is the British version Roto-Rooter in the United States. If you have a clogged drain or toilet overflowing with poop, they're there for you!

And the good people at MetroRod also have a sense of humor; witness this van's WHO 5HAT license plate.

It IS possible to go to the bathroom in a moving car.

At least for guys. Or at least, for this guy. (I don't think I've ever shown a comedy sketch on this site before, but this is pretty funny.)

Every car should have an emergency ejector seat.

One truck you do NOT want to drive behind!

"Oh, the humanity..."

How do you know when you're going to have a bad day?

Well, an unlucky Florida driver was behind the business end of a sewage truck ... when the sewage truck spilled its load of liquid poop.

So that was sort of a tip-off that things weren't going to go well!

Via.

Roadkill Cuisine!

A guy named Buck Peterson has written the perfect recipe book for Ultra-Gross readers: Quick-Fix Cooking with Roadkill. From the book’s website:

“[These recipes highlight] the use of locally harvested, organic, and priced-right road foods.”

Keep in mind that these recipes are for animals that have ALREADY been run over. In an interview here, Peterson says,  “It’s natural, inexpensive and provides the opportunity for unscheduled exercise. Scraping your dinner off the road is a really great workout.

“It’d be a shame to let perfectly good, fresh meat go to waste like that. Using roadkill as a food source takes the idea of foraging to a new level.” 

And if you need to keep the kids busy while you're scraping a possum off the asphalt, just hand them a copy of the Roadkill U.S.A. Coloring and Activity Book! 

License to Poop?

I've never seen poo on a plate, and now I'm sorry I have. I wonder if this driver has another car with an "I LUV 2PEE" license plate?

Speaking of cars, I'm on the road for a little while...but Ultra-Gross will be updated on my return!

"I call shotgun!"

If you were talking on your cell while in this truck, you'd be on the mobile phone on a mobile throne!