Why did Sean Williams do a gut dump?

Sean Williams plays center for the Dallas Mavericks. The other night, he got dunked on by Corey Brewer. Right after that, Williams barfed all over himself. (I’m putting the photo after the break, because it’s kind of gross.) 

Anyway, it wasn’t the dunking that made Williams do a gut dump; it was all the chocolate-covered almonds that he ate before the game! Good to know, right?

Students at John Brown University are wasting poop tickets!

For the last 30 years, fans of the John Brown University (Arkansas) basketball team have smuggled toilet paper into the gym for the first game of the season. Then when the first basket is scored, it’s go time! Specifically, hundreds of rolls of toilet paper fly through the air. Go Golden Eagles!

Then the refs call a technical, the paper is picked up, and the game resumes. Yay!

Don't go for a three-pointer without a mop!

This is from reddit, where some of the commenters had nice follow-throughs on their jump shots:

What are these stains on the Larry O'Brien trophy?

From here.

Mark Cuban owns the Dallas Mavericks. And since the Mavericks just won the NBA championship, that means Mark Cuban gets to carry around the Larry O'Brien trophy.

But holding it while peeing? What if he dribbles on it? I'm calling a technical foul for grossness here.

I Like Basketball!

"Why yes, we ARE insane. Why?"

Since basketball season has started, here's a fun picture showing Maryland college students bothering their arch-enemy: Duke player J.J. Redick.

I guess the idea is that showing Redick a picture of himself picking his nose will enrage and distract him. But I wonder...if I saw a picture like this of me, I think I would ask if they had any extra copies!

Picture from the SI Vault.