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Divers Do NOT Poop Their Pants

Look, if you take a picture of a world-class diver, they make some pretty funny faces. But although it may LOOK like they're constipated, they're really not.

Take Australian diver Matthew Mitcham, for instance:

But while divers don't poop their swimpants, they do sort of look like they're engaged in another activity...I mean, is it just me, or do these guys look like they're giving birth?

"One baby, coming up! Or down. Whatever."

From a diving photo gallery at the Guardian.

The Worst Jelly in the World

This "beauty jelly" from Japan has a weird name: Placenta 10000. What?! The placenta is the lining inside a mammal's uterus that gives nourishment to the baby. After the baby (or babies) are born, the placenta makes an appearance... and with humans, it is then usually disposed of as biowaste.

But most people do NOT rub the placenta on their faces. Do you know why? Because most people are not insane!